All Episodes

• Episode 154 – Don’t Hit Your Kids, Seriously

  Alison’s boys are hitting milestones this week and Greg is going to take magic mushrooms. Plus a picnic is in… MORE

• Episode 153 – Keep Your Kids Off The Bubble

  A special appearance from Greg’s mother and a mysterious corn dish is served at Easter. Plus Hillary Swank’s twins and… MORE

• Episode 152 – Alison Meets the Fitzdawg Kids

  No talking about menstruation in Florida schools, period. O2 spends the night in his own bed. O1 is home from… MORE

• Episode 151 – Keep Your Daughter Off The Pole

  Alison and family are getting a lot of use out of Greg’s corroded piano while Greg prepares for his St.… MORE

• Episode 150 – A Wet and Wonderful Childish!

  We brave the California storms to bring you tales of Bert Kreischer’s tour bus and Owen’s nocturnal wanderings. Plus parents… MORE

• Episode 149 – Valentine Daze

  Greg gets his feelings hurt on Valentine’s Day and Alison has become a social butterfly. Plus appropriate age for social media,… MORE

• Episode 148 – You’ve Got a Friend In Us!

  We talk about how to make friends as an adult and whether or not those friendships should become a polyamorous… MORE

• Episode 147 – No More Adolfs!

  Childish is here to teach and this week’s lesson is don’t name your baby Adolf and don’t procreate after the… MORE

• Episode 146 – 2023: The Year of the Child

  We pay off last year’s predictions (Alison’s back door) and make predictions for next year (also, Alison’s back door).   

• Episode 145 – It’s a Wonderful Podcast

  Rounding out 2022 we go deep into family struggles and our love for our children. Plus give the nepo babies… MORE