All Episodes

• Episode 204 – Call Me Before You Leave

  Elliot has graduated to the shower, JoJo has a fender bender and Alison is enrolling in yoga classes. Or is… MORE

• Episode 203 – Alison and Elliot’s Big Adventure

  We discuss and judge celebrity parenting. Plus a Mother’s Day preview! And Alison is soon to be one foot closer… MORE

• Episode 202 – Why To Have Kids

  In this world where people are choosing to breed less we talk about why you should have more.

• Episode 201 – Entitled Ladies at a Comedy Show

  We revisit the shocking discoveries in Alison’s parents’ house and Greg says something that will haunt Alison ’til her dying… MORE

• Episode 200 – Alison’s Accident

  Greg and Alison are flirting with people. Don’t tell their spouses!

• Episode 199 – Owen’s First Solo Journey

  We discuss panda parenting vs tiger parenting. Which are you?

• Episode 198 – We Are Better Parents Than Arnold Schwarzenegger

  We debate whether it’s ok to have a child free wedding. Plus Greg’s perfect Valentine’s Day.

• Episode 197 – Predictions and Resolutions

  We pay off last year’s predictions and make some new ones for 2025. Also: F*ck Kanye.

• Episode 196 – First Podcast of the Year!

  Alison’s loss puts her ahead once more and Greg recounts his South African adventure.

• Episode 195 – Two Turtle Dove and a Podcast In Your Feed

  Greg is down under in South Africa and Alison tries to figure whether she bought enough presents for the kids.